There are many ways to load a dishwasher. Only some of them should be legal.
Forget astrology.
Forget personality tests.
If you really want to know someone, ask them to load the dishwasher.
The Architect
Every plate faces the same direction.
Bowls are perfectly spaced.
Nothing blocks the spray arms.
This person has quietly reloaded the dishwasher after someone else walked away.
The Optimist
“One more plate will fit.”
It won’t.
But hope springs eternal.
The Dishwasher Believer
Places an entire plate of dried cheese, salsa and yesterday’s casserole directly into the dishwasher.
Has complete faith that modern technology can overcome the laws of physics.
The Chaos Artist
There is no system.
Large bowls covering small bowls.
Plastic balanced on glass.
A frying pan somehow occupies 40% of the dishwasher.
When asked why they loaded it this way, they simply shrug.
The Silent Corrector
Says absolutely nothing.
Waits until everyone leaves the kitchen.
Quietly opens the dishwasher.
Turns the plates around.
Moves the bowls.
Rinses the dried cheese.
Closes the dishwasher.
Never mentions it again.
Until now.
So…
Which one are you?
Brain clear 