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Category: Unfiltered

  • 11 Things to Do When You Want to Punch Someone in the Face

    Just in case you ever feel like this đź’Ş

    1. Punch them in the face.

    No. Don’t do that.

    1. Move them to the Fake Friends Zone.

    You know the one. The place where people stay on your Christmas card list but somehow never get invited anywhere.

    1. Post something outrageously happy on social media.

    Nothing says “I’m fine” like a picture of a sunset and a quote about gratitude.

    1. Do absolutely nothing.

    A surprisingly underrated strategy.

    1. Go to your special spot.

    A porch, a park bench, a walking trail, your car in the Target parking lot. Wherever people are less likely to annoy you.

    1. Visit a dog park.

    Dogs are generally better than people.

    1. Get distracted by a hobby.

    Knitting, painting, gardening, gaming, baking, reorganizing your spice rack for the third time.

    1. Write a strongly worded message.

    Then delete it.

    1. Make a mental note.

    Not everyone deserves front-row seats in your life.

    1. Sleep on it.

    Things tend to look different after a good night’s sleep.

    1. Realize they probably aren’t worth the energy.

    The older I get, the more I realize that protecting my peace is usually more satisfying than winning an argument.